Most thought out tactic in film history.
Han Solo gets shit done.
Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.
you’re really proud of that one aren’t ya kiddo
how the fuck do some girls get boyfriends so easily like wtf do you just create them in your basement or what
Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair
What a boss
AND IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.
NO ONE’S GEEK GAME IS STRONGER THAN COLBERT’S GEEK GAME.
there may be a day I stop reblogging this, but today is not that day
unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person
I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER
"Tom’s face while Nicole was describing the movie ‘Mama’ was along the lines of, ‘the fuck type of movies do you watch, woman!’ followed up by ‘you’re strange but I like it.’ eyebrow lift." [x]
I really really needed this wow
i caNNOT STOP LAUGHING
LOOK AT THOSE POSITIVE ROLE MODELS
SAY NO TO PEER PRESSURE
reasons why footballers should pick me to be their wag:
- i’m pretty cute
- football is my life
- i’ll actually give a shit about your career and your games and your fitness
- i’ll want to go to all of your games (even tho that’s not always possible)
- i’m not after your money, just your love
- i’d walk around our house in nothing but your jersey
- i’ll be super supportive of you through the good times and bad
- all this applies unless you want to play for man united
@SamanthaBarks: Have you ever held your Phone up in the air while reading and it’s fallen flat on your face? Anybody!?….no? errr me neither #ouch :0
#short short tall short short (via wardgrantd)